If I Were In Charge of the World

If I were in charge of the world
I'd cancel pants
Rush hour traffic
Ferris wheels and also
6 a.m. alarms

If I were in charge of the world
There'd be 12 hours of sleep
Summer year round and
Millions of free red Mike and Ike's

If I were in charge of the world
You wouldn't have racism.
You wouldn't have sexism.
You wouldn't have homophobia.
Or "You're going to hell if..."
You wouldn't even have religion

If I were in charge of the world
A large bowl of baked mac and cheese would be a vegetable.
All DMV employees would be happy.
And a person who sometimes forgot to put on makeup
And sometimes forgot to brush my hair
Would still be allowed to be
In charge of the world